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Hey, I wasn't the one who thought it would be a good idea to play besides the tractor.
wait, I can get worse.
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haha. come to think of it, i love tasteless humor.
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Similar gross story. There's a quarry not far from where I live, and they have this big rock mulcher. turns giant rocks into pebbles. So all the machines have a mechanism that if something gets caught in it, it will automatically turn off. Well the mechanism wasn't working, so this guy tried to push the rock through using an iron bar and fell in just as he got it going again. His co workers grabbed his arm to try to pull him out but by then his arm was all they pulled out. He was pulp, sprayed all over the guy at the other end of the machine.
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Amputee chicks are hot.
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My 1st serious relationship ..my would be father in law had a wooden leg.
He always wanted to come with us where ever we went which was cool at 1st but he was also a drunk who never saw a morning sun sober and stayed like that all day ..which of course added to his verbal abusive nature. He would swear at strangers for just being a different colour or by the way they wore thier hair, clothes..etc.. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oned night we hatched a plan. We wanted to go to the movies and while he was in the bath..my then boy friend snuck in and stole his leg and i put it in the boot of our car and we went to the movies. LOL..we got back 2 hours later an he was yelling for help from the bathroom cos when he hopped out he slipped on wet floor ..hahahahahahaha..!! was funny cos his lil stump was waving in the air..'..his leg an his pee pee.
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The Hand (with Michael Caine) is a movie you should see. Not exactly horror, but has elements you would like, especially with this specific "interest"...
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My dad use to make artificial arms and legs,untill he got fired for being drunk on the job.:(
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Oh man... what a funny story.
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I like this guy:
![]() Not really an amputee but ![]() Johnny Eck rules.. |
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What do you call a girl with one leg..........."Peg"
What do you call a girl with no legs..........."Consuelo" [cuntswaylow] sorry:o |
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