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Old 01-14-2008, 12:40 PM
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Cool, I actually wanted to use people's real names.
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That was my gradad's name. It's also my cousin's name. Spookeh!
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Old 01-14-2008, 12:48 PM
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:25 PM
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Since I've fucked Gore over so many times in the past with these, I'll toss him a bone here.

A close-up of a different alarm clock in a different house, it also reads 5:45 and begins to beep, Mahoney sits up and shuts it off before getting up and walking into the bathroom, he gets ready in a similar fashion to the previous character's preperations for the day, minus the running and instead of a suit he is wearing a "Shaun of the Dead" T-Shirt, he walks toward the door with his backpack strapped on, he stops and looks at the table, there is a note on top of a 10 dollar bill that reads "For lunch, Love Mom" Mahoney picks up the money and sticks it in his pocket and proceeds out the door and into his car, it is 6:15. Cut to another alarm clock in another house, James reaches for the alarm clock but pushes it off the table, James lays his head back and sighs.

James: Damn it...

James gets up, he is already wearing his clothes for the day, a Rage Against The Machine T-Shirt and a torn pair of jeans, he turns off the alarm clock and grabs a pair of Timberland boots, grabs his bookbag and walks out the door without brushing his teeth or hair or even looking at himself in the mirror. He sits on his front step and waits a few moments before Mahoney's car pulls up, he gets in the passenger seat and tosses his bookbag into the backseat with Mahoney's. Mahoney begins to drive to school.

Mahoney: Hey.

James: Where did you go after school yesterday?

Mahoney: I gave Jennifer a ride home from play practice.

James: You were supposed to give me a ride home from Tech yesterday.

Mahoney: Oh... I'm sorry dude, I totally forgot.

James: I asked you like 5 minutes before you walked away to talk to Jennifer!

Mahoney: She needed a ride home.

James: I needed a ride home.

Mahoney: She had a curfew and her car broke down.

James: She lives like a block away from the school. You know how long it took me to walk here from the school?

Mahoney: No.

James: Guess.

Mahoney: I don't know.

James: Just guess.

Mahoney: I don't know, an hour?

James: No, try 4 and a half hours.

Mahoney: Well, I'm sorry.

James: You should be.

Mahoney: I am.

James: I'm glad.

Mahoney: Well, what do you want me to do?

James: Tell me something.

Mahoney: What?

James: Alright, straight up, no bullshit.

Mahoney: What?

James: Do you like Jennifer?

Mahoney:...

James: I knew it.

Mahoney: I didn't say anything.

James: You don't have to, it was painfully obvious, your silence was just confirmation.

Mahoney: What do you mean?

James: Well, since you started talking to her you've been completely ignoring everyone during Tech and hanging out with her whenver she wasn't practicing a scene. You're always on the computer swapping MySpace comments with her, when a month ago you said "If I become a MySpace addict, shoot me." You're just lucky I don't own a gun. Not to mention you smell like a 60-year-old pornstar now.

Mahoney: What? So I started wearing cologne, I want to smell nice.

James: You didn't give a shit about how you smelled until you met her. You said no bullshit, now be honest. Do you like Jennifer?

Mahoney: Fine... yeah.

James: Shit... Really!?

Mahoney: Yeah, why do you sound so surprised, I thought it was obvious?

James: I was just fucking with you.

Mahoney: But you mentioned me hanging out with her and us commenting eachother's MySpaces and that I started wearing cologne.

James: I was just making that up... but now that you mention it, you actually do smell like 60-year-old porn star.

Mahoney (awkwardly): ...You would know what one smells like.

James (Sarcastically): Oh, great comeback... dumbass.
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Nice start. And I like the way that if you use the real names of the people, they can't really get confused with the other characters in the series, thus making the poeple you are using feel good and keeping the series making sence (as much as it can!) But anyway, where's the now legless MM? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
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Nice start. And I like the way that if you use the real names of the people, they can't really get confused with the other characters in the series, thus making the poeple you are using feel good and keeping the series making sence (as much as it can!) But anyway, where's the now legless MM?
I'm beginning to doubt that I'll even put myself in this.

Anyway, sorry I haven't posted a new part today, don't feel too good, so I'll do my best to post 2 parts tomorrow. Sorry again.
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cool. If you don't mind, can I do part 10? I don't know what to do it about but since this one seems like a different storyline to the others (different people) and Disease's is gonna be a jump the shark and may not have any old characters, I could carry on from part 7ero.
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I.. uhhhh. I like that so far I'm exactly the same person in this movie as I am irl. Nice. Man, I hate my name.
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