Let's skip the plot and get to the killing

Hi Everyone.
My first post.
But here's my first suggestion for the perfect sequel.

AVP2

What we do is have 2 ships crash onto a deserted planet.
Let Aliens loose on one side.
Let Predators loose on the other.
Put Michael Buffer at the equator with that cool mic in his hand.
Ring the bell.
Let'em go.

Last one standing wins.
How's this sound?

[Phalanx]

How's this sound?

Like shit's coming out the wrong end...

[Angra]

Originally Posted by oddballpath

Hi Everyone.
My first post.
But here's my first suggestion for the perfect sequel.

AVP2

What we do is have 2 ships crash onto a deserted planet.
Let Aliens loose on one side.
Let Predators loose on the other.
Put Michael Buffer at the equator with that cool mic in his hand.
Ring the bell.
Let'em go.

Last one standing wins.
How's this sound?

Die fucker, die..

[illdojo]

Originally Posted by oddballpath

Hi Everyone.
My first post.
But here's my first suggestion for the perfect sequel.
AVP2
How's this sound?

Sounds completely fucking stupid.
BTW - The sequel is already being made, dipshit. :rolleyes:

[The Mothman]

Bash! Bash!

[Zero]

i've got a better idea -

alien sits down in a run down cafe at the edge of pigalle in paris. he smokes a cigarette while idly stirring his espresso. predator comes in carrying a briefcase. predator also orders an espresso but never looks at it, instead staring out into the street. after an insufferable amount of time the two make eye contact and begin to chat. soon their conversation turns to deeper questions of life. they eventually abandon the cafe and wander the streets of paris and the bridges over the seine reveling in the glory of life and lamenting the grinding banality of life.

as they watch the sun sinking over the city skyline predator slowly turns to his friend and guts him - but allows the acid blood of the alien to cover him and they both lay dying in the fading light

how's that

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Zero

i've got a better idea -

alien sits down in a run down cafe at the edge of pigalle in paris. he smokes a cigarette while idly stirring his espresso. predator comes in carrying a briefcase. predator also orders an espresso but never looks at it, instead staring out into the street. after an insufferable amount of time the two make eye contact and begin to chat. soon their conversation turns to deeper questions of life. they eventually abandon the cafe and wander the streets of paris and the bridges over the seine reveling in the glory of life and lamenting the grinding banality of life.

as they watch the sun sinking over the city skyline predator slowly turns to his friend and guts him - but allows the acid blood of the alien to cover him and they both lay dying in the fading light

how's that

But before (or during) the acid bath, they have sex.

[ManchestrMorgue]

Originally Posted by oddballpath

AVP2

What we do is have 2 ships crash onto a deserted planet.
Let Aliens loose on one side.
Let Predators loose on the other.
Put Michael Buffer at the equator with that cool mic in his hand.
Ring the bell.
Let'em go.

Last one standing wins.
How's this sound?

That sounds shit, even for an arcade game.

Originally Posted by oddballpath

My first post.

Can't wait for your second. :rolleyes:

It's for pure gore,
not interested in plot.
I know they are already making a second.
The first truly sucked bad.
Get rid of the plot.
Let those things go.

I did like the cafe idea, that's funny.
How about a coffee shop in Amsterdam?
What would both be like stoned?

[ferretchucker]

You think gore is better than plot. Things are going from bad to worse. Quit while you're behind.