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11-19-2007, 04:58 PM
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I can always just use my rapier wit
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You still dieting for that movie btw?
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11-19-2007, 06:17 PM
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I change my answer, kemal would be my weapon.
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11-19-2007, 06:20 PM
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I didn't realize we could have humanoids as weapons, in that case I would choose David Letterman, he could bore them to death for me..
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11-19-2007, 07:20 PM
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If someone is chasing me really fast, right behind me, I would simply fall to the ground abruptly, become a log, and let him/her trip over over me onto the face---and hopefully on asphalt.
I have always wondered if it would work...
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11-19-2007, 07:45 PM
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Or maybe I'd pick a Rat-flail.
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11-20-2007, 02:53 AM
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My best weapon would be this...
I'd draw a deer, roll it up, put it in ma' ear, so if you steer, get up in my face here, the deer gon' leer, like a monkey suck beer, hit you in the heart stricken with tha mad fear, make you wanna run, run away like a queer, try to escape, but you can't get clear gonna cut yo' neck... like the wool... WITH A SHEAR ...I felt like revisiting...
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11-20-2007, 02:55 AM
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11-20-2007, 06:48 AM
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A halloween Ressurection DVD, they'd see jamie lee curtis was in it and think it must be a good one, then when busta rhymes appears and they're going "WTF?" I'd run. If they didn't want to watch it, I'd just take the disc out of the case and throw it at they're neck. Oddjob away!!!
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