Anyone here good with practical jokes?

[illdojo]

Originally Posted by Asar

Hire a male stripper to jerk off into some of their food when they aren't suspecting! hehehehe.....

I'm sure you're very familiar with male strippers, and their baby batter. hehehehe...

[Psycom5k]

well, it works with pepsi too, and the diet versions of those, any cola really. Also have you tried the good ol' selephane over the toilet bowl? See what you do is stretch it across the bowl at night(so when they first wake up in the morning they are waking up and definatly won't notice it.) make sure its under the seat. that way if the girl sits down she gets her butt sprayed with piss, or her poop will still be there, and if its the guy, the velocity of the urine is sure to make it spalsh back at him too, plus, for a guy, when you start pissing you can't stop(not sure about chicks, seeing as im not one). so then he either keeps pissing there or finds somewhere else to piss. its a win-win situation. also this is a classic

[dewaholic]

Originally Posted by Psycom5k

well, it works with pepsi too, and the diet versions of those, any cola really. Also have you tried the good ol' selephane over the toilet bowl? See what you do is stretch it across the bowl at night(so when they first wake up in the morning they are waking up and definatly won't notice it.) make sure its under the seat. that way if the girl sits down she gets her butt sprayed with piss, or her poop will still be there, and if its the guy, the velocity of the urine is sure to make it spalsh back at him too, plus, for a guy, when you start pissing you can't stop(not sure about chicks, seeing as im not one). so then he either keeps pissing there or finds somewhere else to piss. its a win-win situation. also this is a classic

Guy's can't stop in mid pee? Hmmm girls can. We can also stand up & pee, without making a mess. (but it takes practice)

[Psycom5k]

Originally Posted by dewaholic

Guy's can't stop in mid pee? Hmmm girls can. We can also stand up & pee, without making a mess. (but it takes practice)

Well for the better part, no once we start we have to finish


also, I know about the standing up and peeing thing, i've seen it done. We used to pick on this girl(playfully, she was the only chick that would hang out with the guys, like a guy) so we had this running gag that only people who could pee standing up could join in, and one day she litereally dropped her pants infront of us (I was like :eek: cause you'd never expect her to do that) and pissed standing up, so obviously the next running gag was how much of a slut she was.

[dewaholic]

Originally Posted by Psycom5k

Well for the better part, no once we start we have to finish


also, I know about the standing up and peeing thing, i've seen it done. We used to pick on this girl(playfully, she was the only chick that would hang out with the guys, like a guy) so we had this running gag that only people who could pee standing up could join in, and one day she litereally dropped her pants infront of us (I was like :eek: cause you'd never expect her to do that) and pissed standing up, so obviously the next running gag was how much of a slut she was.

I might do that if I was drunk enough. So how'd the next running gag go?

[Psycom5k]

Well, seeing as shes slept with almost everybody in the gag since then.....

Maybe we should start calling her "The chick who buys the beer."

[dewaholic]

hahaha well ok then

[Psycom5k]

hmmm... well i just remembered a prank me and my buddies used to do, its called a chinese firedrill, you find a bathroom that has 3 stalls, and you and a freind occupy the 2 outside stalls, basicly leave the middle one open. You wait for somebody to go to the stall, and wait for them to sit down, when you know, or at least think that they are pooping you light a paper bag on fire, and scream FIRE, then a couple seconds later, as the guy is stomping it out, your buddy dumps the biggest bucket of water he can on the guy. Then you both run out of the bathroom before the guy can do anything, it helps if you both unlock the doors right after the guy locks his. that way you can just run outa there.

[dewaholic]

Originally Posted by Psycom5k

hmmm... well i just remembered a prank me and my buddies used to do, its called a chinese firedrill, you find a bathroom that has 3 stalls, and you and a freind occupy the 2 outside stalls, basicly leave the middle one open. You wait for somebody to go to the stall, and wait for them to sit down, when you know, or at least think that they are pooping you light a paper bag on fire, and scream FIRE, then a couple seconds later, as the guy is stomping it out, your buddy dumps the biggest bucket of water he can on the guy. Then you both run out of the bathroom before the guy can do anything, it helps if you both unlock the doors right after the guy locks his. that way you can just run outa there.

That's all fine & dandy, but 1 I'm a girl, so me & the ppl that occupy the female bathrooms, always sit. 2. I'm looking for something I can do solo, to a girl friend & a guy friend.

[Psycom5k]

Originally Posted by dewaholic

That's all fine & dandy, but 1 I'm a girl, so me & the ppl that occupy the female bathrooms, always sit. 2. I'm looking for something I can do solo, to a girl friend & a guy friend.

hmmmm.... get them both at the same time..... oh i got it, poke holes in all their condoms and replace her birth control with candy. That should work out great.