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Old 08-02-2007, 11:37 AM
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Hillbillies often have gun racks... not to be confused with white trash, which would be more like, if you asked them what they do for a living... "I gits me a check" :cool:
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:43 PM
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Hillbillies often have gun racks... not to be confused with white trash, which would be more like, if you asked them what they do for a living... "I gits me a check" :cool:


Or.... "killin things"..
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:15 PM
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Or.... "killin things"..
"rentin' out daughters"
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:41 PM
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:56 PM
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Hah i love it!Neverening dying of a heart-attack was hilarious!Keep it coming MM.
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Faustus: He never killed anyone, but he's made threats.

Hahaha made my day!
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:48 PM
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. . . [in a huff]

until i get my lines - i'll be in my trailer. . . .


[storms off to smoke bong in trailer and watch internet porn]
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Your dialogue's really spot on. This is hillarious.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:47 PM
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URGEOK's avatar strolls into the scene.

URGEOK. I have been lost in this horrible forest for hours. I have no food or water! I do not know what I will do. But I do know this: I hate those dumb kids, especially the ones that can't appreciate old movies!

NICEDOG and ZERO MONKEY jump out of a nearby tree and land near URGEOK.

URGEOK. What the...?

NICEDOG. Whoopah!! (hits URGEOK on the head with a tightly rolled-up newspaper)

URGEOK. Uhhhh! (falls down unconscious)

ZERO MONKEY, apparently under telepathic control, grabs the URGE avatar and drags it out of the scene while NICEDOG supervises.
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:06 AM
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URGEOK. Uhhhh! (falls down unconscious)

ZERO MONKEY, apparently under telepathic control, grabs the URGE avatar and drags it out of the scene while NICEDOG supervises.
that's funny because i often feel like i'm under someone else's telepathic control - especially on saturday nights when an undeniable force pulls me towards the bar and makes me spend money i don't have on another round of drinks. . . spooky
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