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I fucking HATE old people
YEAH. My parents go out of town and leave me with my dumb FUCK grandmother (she lives with us, sadly). I HATE her, she never shuts the FUCK up!!! She lives on our ground floor, which is why I stay UPSTAIRS ALL DAY, because she's so fucking STUPID. She NEVER does ANYTHING and she complains about EVERYTHING. She's been BITCHING all FUCKING day about the STUPID FUCKING temperature being TOO FUCKING cold for her and forcing me to fix the FUCKING thermostat that WON'T FIX!!! She keeps calling me in her scratchy annoying as FUCK voice to tell me, even though everyone FUCKIN KNOWS, that it's COLD. get the FUCK OVER IT!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT--- POSHER DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO FIX A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING THERMOSTAT! EAT A DICK! END ANNOUNCEMENT-------------------- Everytime they leave she BITCHES uncontrollably! I HATE IT! Someone, PLEASE, come over here and SHOOT HER! OR ME! I don't fucking CARE! AND then, she's like, "i want food." and i'm all "NO" cause she's too fucking LAZY to make it herself even though shes 10 feet from the fucking kitchen and she drank all the fucking pepsi and we're all out and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and THEN, she's like "call the repair man!" and i'm like' "you call him you lazy WHORE" and she's like "WHAT?!" And... ugh.... FUCK! ****************************End pms On a lighter note, I have a car and I can leave soon, thank GOD. Stupid... ... ..... everything about her. I hope this made someone's day:)
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omfg..... I... i can't stand her, you don't even understand.
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04-06-2007, 02:53 PM
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That's what happens when you live with people you're related to...
How long until you can move out, or better yet: Get a life! Go hang out with some friends. Go do something crazy and fun. Get your mind off of crazy old women.
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can't wait to read and/or watch about you. we only get the big stuff like cnn and the the new york times over here. if you could possibly let us know when you are planning it then i could keep an eye out. where did you say you were from?
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i must say that i agree with you totally. old people do fucking suck, except for a couple out there. but, yeah, my stepdad's mother used to live with us til we got so sick of her shit my mother said "either she goes of i do". she is the devil rein-fucking-carnated. she used to yell at me cause i didn't do the dishes right. this was something i never figured out....
i am doing the dishes, if they are getting done, and they're clean...WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM? she made me cry once too. pissed me off so much because nobody fucking makes me cry. anyway, i'm sorry the old woman's on your case. we've all been there, or at least most of us.
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my only objection is their driving. they have the reflexes and hand eye coordination of 5 year olds. therefore, lets let the kids behind the wheel. things couldn't get any riskier
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