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Old 12-27-2006, 01:06 PM
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Hi draculastore. You say the kit includes candles made of "natural cortex." What is this, exactly? Most of the sources I can find say it is some kind of muscle tissue or even brain tissue. If this is so, what kind of creature does this tissue come from? Is it like, from virgins that Dracula ensanguinated, or is it from som unfortunate cat or dog, or what? Whatever it is, it sounds stinky.

Can you give me some info here?
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Old 12-27-2006, 01:23 PM
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dracula culture??

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Old 12-27-2006, 01:30 PM
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wow, no offence buddy, but the site design is painful. How much was spent on the flash animation? a few static images would serve you much better.
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Old 12-27-2006, 01:53 PM
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i think i'll just wait for the mummy unwrapping kit to become available.





or the frankenstein charging kit




or the creature from the black lagoon tracking kit




or the werewolf taming kit


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Old 12-27-2006, 01:55 PM
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No really, in regards to what Dracula Guy posted, I don't doubt that the kit is cool. It has cerebral cortex candles...I mean, it's complete. I just think they could come up with a baby version for about $125.00 and market that too. The really pricey one I imagine will bring in only a few customers and they could clean up with the baby version. Then both levels of audience would be satisfied, and they make more money to boot.

I think too, similar to that "Vampire Wine" product that came out a while back, they could devise a product like "Blood of Dracula," which could be a vodka, maybe a flavored vodka with spices, but red, deep red. It could have Christopher Lee's picture on it. I would buy that.
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Old 12-27-2006, 02:00 PM
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If anyone is curious - consult this link:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cortex

- because english is different for some people... whatever...

Regarding your opinions - what can I say ... everyone has the right to an opinion - but this thing doesn't mean that he's right

Anyway - good luck with your kitschy opinions !
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Old 12-27-2006, 02:13 PM
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Anyway - good luck with your kitschy opinions !
Listen up, pal.

You are not welcome here.

Your shitty products are not welcome here.

Go away.
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Old 12-27-2006, 02:16 PM
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Anyway - good luck with your kitschy opinions !
Thanks - and good luck with your kitschy junk:)
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