I Believe ....

[The Flayed One]

Originally Posted by knife_fight

this one may have been said, but I believe that everyone should spend a year working in foodservice and a year working in retail... just so everyone knows how much it sucks.

Sing it, brother. I think that this should almost be mandatory. Most people have no idea what kind of shit you put up with in serious customer service.

[Haunted]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

Sing it, brother. I think that this should almost be mandatory. Most people have no idea what kind of shit you put up with in serious customer service.

Can I get an "Amen!" I've done it too, and you can tell the people that haven't...like my mum's abominable friend who pitches a tantrum every fuckin' time we have to endure her company at a restaurant.

@ Miss Olivia and Flayed: Everybody knows that Mr. Green did it, in the hall, with the revolver.:rolleyes:

I believe in the strange power that puts old cherished (and forgotten) movies on HBO, for me to enjoy.

[crabapple]

I believe you should obey anyone whose head is smaller than a ping-pong ball.



I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally Posted by knife_fight

this one may have been said, but I believe that everyone should spend a year working in foodservice and a year working in retail... just so everyone knows how much it sucks.

I will never work in food service again! :mad:

[The_Return]

They said therell be snow at christmas
They said therell be peace on earth
But instead it just kept on raining
A veil of tears for the virgins birth
I remember one christmas morning
A winters light and a distant choir
And the peal of a bell and that christmas tree smell
And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

They sold me a dream of christmas
They sold me a silent night
And they told me a fairy story
till I believed in the israelite
And I believed in father christmas
And I looked at the sky with excited eyes
till I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn
And I saw him and through his disguise

I wish you a hopeful christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear
They said therell be snow at christmas
They said therell be peace on earth
Hallelujah noel be it heaven or hell
The christmas you get you deserve


if somebody beat me to this, sorry for making an idiot of myself...couldnt be bothered to go through the whole thread

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by Miss Olivia

I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick.

I believe that would make Colonel Mustard's butt hurt

[stubbornforgey]

i believe that coke was made by the gods

[Miss Olivia]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

I believe that would make Colonel Mustard's butt hurt

I believe Colonel Mustard has probably had bigger.:p

[Haunted]

If you're American:
I believe that the establishment clause in the Constitution: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" works both ways. So, if people want to put a nativity scene, Christmas tree, a Menorah, a Kwanza Misumaa Saba, Standing Stones wreathed in evergreen with mistletoe, let 'em. People should shut the fuck up, because it's a time for jolly, holly, "and other things that end in 'olly."

If you're not American, I hope that you don't have to deal with this kind of bullshit every year, because I believe that at least somewhere people should have really real freedom from stupidity.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by Haunted

If you're American:
I believe that the establishment clause in the Constitution: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" works both ways. So, if people want to put a nativity scene, Christmas tree, a Menorah, a Kwanza Misumaa Saba, Standing Stones wreathed in evergreen with mistletoe, let 'em. People should shut the fuck up, because it's a time for jolly, holly, "and other things that end in 'olly."

If you're not American, I hope that you don't have to deal with this kind of bullshit every year, because I believe that at least somewhere people should have really real freedom from stupidity.

I agree, I put up a Christmas tree, a nativity scene, etc... and if somebody wants to put their stuff out let them! There's a house about 15 minutes away from me that I pass a lot and they leave their Halloween decor out all year. They dress it up of course; for Christmas they have a skeletal santa and some lights with a pumpkin elf... it's great! The guy's neighbors tried to have them legally taken down and they lost but damn, it shouldn't have even been an issue!

I believe in a thing called love.

I believe that if one more damn person can't figure out how to use this "double roundabout" (first one in the US) I'm going to direct my car into the side of theirs. Then, if I can still move, I will get out and limp my ass over to their car where I will yank them from it, grab their hand, and smack them with their own hand for as long as I can shouting, "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!".