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Old 11-24-2006, 03:14 PM
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Or otherwise we will have to consider him a pootie-boobie.;)
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Old 11-24-2006, 06:26 PM
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definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.

Actually, and I won't get into details, I was the opposite. And no, I won't tell you more than that!

But I think one pregnancy is enough for me.
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Old 11-24-2006, 07:39 PM
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definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.
arggghhhhhhhh man..
let me describe to you how a pregnant woman feels...
boobs feel like they weigh 100pounds each
theres this fucken cannon ball sitting in your womb
that only likes to kick you from the inside when your trying to sleep..
your ass feels like its dragging on the ground when ever you walk.
your legs ..oh shit..we wont start on the legs..
you get this pregnancy mask all over your face that ppl comment with shit like..
ooooooooh you got that glow..!!
fucken bullshit!!it feels like a face full of zits.
And its not me that was craving for the 2 liter ice cream laced with chicken soup .or pickles with strawberry jam sammies..or the chocolate melted shoe polish..NO..
its what that cannon ball in your belly desires..
:eek: :eek:
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Old 11-24-2006, 08:28 PM
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ooohhhhh...so that's what that craving shit is about!

It's the BABY that wants all that weird stuff!

I never thought about it before. It all makes sense now...

I think I got it figured out...

The baby is hooked into the mother's brainwaves, you see. It goes looking around upstairs, sifts through all your tasty food memories, and goes, "Oh ice cream! I want some of that. Pickles! That pickle thing sounds good. Have me some of that. Maybe I can get them to put them together for me...they'll do whatever I say...I'll make it happen somehow..."
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Old 11-25-2006, 09:07 AM
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definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.
Sorry it worked out like that for you, my wife...:D

Welcome Bree, look forward to harassing you as much as I do your boy-toy:)
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Old 11-25-2006, 08:37 PM
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Welcome to the site Bree.I hope this doesn't mean Vod has to behave and stop talking about boobs..........for the record....he really seems to like yours.
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Old 11-25-2006, 08:39 PM
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You don't have to tell me, I live with the man. I really don't think he's all there sometimes:p
No, he doesn't have to stop doing anything he does here, even the posting of the half naked women pictures...sorry, had to get him on that one.
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Old 11-25-2006, 09:04 PM
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Welcome and i hope you stick around. =0)
BTW, you and your little girl are bith very pretty!=0)
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Old 11-25-2006, 09:13 PM
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Oh well shoot! Thank you! Pretty? Me, not so much. But hell yes, Miss Lily is a beautiful girl! I'm so biased, but I'm allowed, I'm a mama.
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Old 11-26-2006, 04:17 AM
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Welcome to HDC Bree! Let me add my voice to the chorus of folks here who think that Vod needs to do a little more to help around the house - he has entirely too much time on his hands!

(cute baby by the way)
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