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10-30-2006, 05:45 AM
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10-30-2006, 06:11 AM
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What about a wiffle ball bat ?
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 That's a wiffle ball, a hard plastic.  Edit : It was a joke ! Last edited by AmericanManiac; 10-30-2006 at 06:24 AM.
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Uh... Zombies swarm, so by the time you've killed two with a sword, be you a great swordsperson or not, there are eight more on your ass. I'd prefer a high powered hand gun with laser sight. Unfortunately, they make a lot of noise alerting other zombies to your where-abouts.
In the event of a zombie holocaust, I'd like to be holed up with my immediate fam: mom, dad, and brother. Both my dad and my brother and tremendous marksmen with my brother being phenom and having high powered rifles, handguns, and shit (he's a cop, as I've said before), and my mom is good a golf, so she's got the accurate swing action as well. One of them could teach me to useful in some way.:p As for the History Channel: Fuck them! They showed a program called (ahem) The Haunted History of Halloween, and of course they got the Celtic concept of Samhain wrong, possibly deliberately, making us modern day Celtic NeoPagans look like blood sacrificing assholes instead of the profound naturalist philosphers that we are. Assholes.;)
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I caught bits a pieces of it, but it was interesting what I saw.
I thought the Jesus Zombie was a bit of a stretch.... There is a big difference between someone who has been ressurected and someone who has come back as a zombie, regardless of the tradition or context.
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10-30-2006, 09:24 AM
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It was nice known ya trip I'll have fun killin ya when you come back as one.
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10-30-2006, 09:28 AM
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well apparently the only true zombie is just someone under the influence of a drug or hypnotism .. or the people who watch Survivor. They were never (physically) dead at all. so i guess jesus wasnt a zombie - just the walking dead. i wonder if walking around in the shroud of turin left him walking around with his arse hanging out - like todays hospital robes.
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10-30-2006, 09:52 AM
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"Daddammit, that keeps happening, stupid shroud.."
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