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He has a girl he calls a "girlfriend".. she calls him "the guy i got the restraining order against" She wasnt kidding, she doesnt like you. Stop calling, you are scaring her mother.
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he has a "girlfriend" and she has a staple through her navel, saliva stains on the sticky page, little bits of kleenex crusted to the cover, and a nasty crease where he shoves her in between his mattress when mom brings him his cookies and milk
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You'll make sure his wife gets raped? take a look in the mirror, you're REALLY fucked up. Billy Badass gets a vote to ban from me.
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the last word
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