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10-23-2006, 11:01 AM
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Godamnit!!!
Okay i just fucked up 2 posts in a row by accidentally hitting f5....
I had a good one, typed a bunch of shit over the course of a few minutes and dumped it by refreshing the page.,.... I was asking if anyone else listened to Opie and Anthony in the morning..... after i screwed that one up, i was making a thread baout accidentally hitting f5, when without thinking, rather than typing "f5" i hit THE FUCKING F5 KEY!!!!!! AHHHH! So i figured this one could be about how horrific public restrooms can be. Why isit that otherwise civilised people turn into 5 year olds in the bathroom? The company io work for is one of the biggest in the world, everyone wears slacks and button-down shirts, people dont generally swear when speaking, it's very professional, yete even this place isnt immune to people leaving dunkin' donuts bags in the toilet (Really.... this morning...), pissing on the floor, not flushing... And then there are weird behaviors i will never understand.. people who stand at the urinal and look straight down, like they are afriad their penis will be gone if the dont watch it like a hawk. I for one make sure my aim is on then find a spot in the wall and focus.... OR people that stand back like they are writing in the snow... When i am at work, i am usually concentrating on some interesting programming propblem, i dont need to be concentrating on not seeing someoneelses "junk" when i have to take a wiz....
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i fucking LOVE opie and anthony. i used to listen to them when i was like 12 back when they were on public radio.
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well, in my case - its all about love ! we dont get to see much of each other all day long ... have to take advantage of the pee breaks .. re people who dont know how to use bathrooms like civilized beings .. yeah i'm all over that ... some people live like animals .. just totally devoid of social concience. the one i get here at work a lot are the guys who seem to be taking a bath in the sink .. when they're done the entire counter is flooded. and... if you dont notice and lean into the counter .. yep .. a big wet spot right where it would be if you pissed yourself. (if you're 6'2") what the fuck are they doing with the water ? Last edited by urgeok; 10-23-2006 at 11:44 AM.
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The only way to put eating utensils on the drying rack: you know there is that little plastic bucket for the forks, spoons and knives to go. They stand up in there and dry.
Well: Take the steak knives and put them in downways, folks. Forks and spoons, you can have the business end up and visible. Then when you want to grab something, locate the fork or spoon visually and grab it. If the business end is pointed downwards...IT'S A STEAK KNIFE. You don't have to see it to know it's a knife. And you don't have to poke your hand on it also. Oh, and...you don't have to point the butter knife downward. It's not sharp. You dumbass.
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I don't understand how women get pee on the seats. I understand that some women don't sit on the seats, but why they wouldn't wipe up their piss amazes me. It's foul. I hate wiping toilet seats behind some nasty-ass lazy scuzz bag.:mad:
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i really dont care what anyone thinks - especially in light of my recent thread ... but at home i always sit down .. always. i dont take pleasure in pissing all over the general area i'm aiming in ... and for those of you to mention i have no aim .. bullshit - a spray is a spray - you cant see what isnt hitting inside the bowl. once i left home and had to clean my own apartment - i sit .. and i pity the poor people who have to clean up after the 'manly men' who stand up.. especially the tards who dont raise the seat.
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Personally, i think that all public bathrooms should have toilets capable of sucking down a cadilac, so no more backups... Also, the stall should be built into a basin, so that once the flushing is complete, the toilet paper is hidden (it is in a dispenser that only allows paper to come out, so that ther is no way that another person can make it icky) The stall should seal itself and then be blasted with the following: A scalding cycle of hot batterty acid (needless to say, the water remains drained from the bowl for this) scalding hot water scalding hot bleach based sanititzer scalding hot water A gentle mist of nice cool water, then hit with a high powered fan for 10 seconds to dry everything. this would be the perfect public toilet, always clean for the next user.
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Okay, hows this then: How many of you have pretended you had to shit only to go pee and read for 15 minutes? Its an amazing way to get time to yourself, especially when you have at least 1 more bathroom, so they have no excuse to keep bugging you.
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