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				godamn weather.....
			 
			
			
			Okay, I just figured i would share my tale of Woe...... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Tuesday, i decided to take th emorning off. While taking the trash out, i slipped on some ice, flew out over the stairs, and landed on them. I pulled my neck, my right shoulder and my hip, plus got bruises where the edges of the stair hit me: ass, back and just under my shoulder. I limped around for the rest of the day, I got fucked up pretty bad. So yesterday, i returned a movie to the video store, picked up freddy vs jason, and as i walked around the side of my car, i hit ice AGAIN. One second i was looking foward, getting ready to unlock my car, the next i was staring right at the stars, flat on my back. Scared the hell outta me, and, not only did i aggravate everything that already hurt, btu i pulled a muscle in my neck, hurt my shoulder even worse, pulledd a muscle in my left leg, hurt my right hip so i can barely move it, hit my head, and bruised ANOTHER part of my ass. I also got hit in the neck by a plastic piece attached to my jacket (with elastic, no less, THWAP!) and hit my head getting into the car this morning. of course, if i had seen anyone else do any of this, i would have laughed at them. But godamn, it hurts. 
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			you poor thing! i hope you get better! i miss the sno so bad now all i get i really hott muggy weather, im sweating balls and i have none to begin w/!!!! i miss chicago!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			but as far as the falling thing goes just be happy it wasnt black ice on the highway!!!!!! i fell on my front porch once and my leg was black for one week purple the next and yellow/green for another 2 weeks! not to mention instead of my dad helping me up and seeing if i was ok he was laughing is butt off, im loved! lmao too bad i was laughing too! 
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	WATEVA WATEVA I DO WAT I WANT.  | 
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				poor thing
			 
			
			
			Yeah, I hope you get better too. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Falling down on the ice is a bitch! HIGH PRIEST WISE 
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			Snow, sleet, and hail suck...I hate the sun...I don't mind daytime if it's overcast, other than that, I could do without daytime completely 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Give me a pitch black, booming thunderstorm...with hard, driving rain...furious, howling wind...and an abundance of beautiful, lightning flashes...in the middle of the night... That's my element...Nature's fireworks...and NO sun:) 
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	... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be  | 
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			if your day was that bad just think how bad friday the 13th is gonna go for you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Sorry to hear that, hope youŽll feel better soon.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 It might be the electricity in the air or the beautiful growl of thunder, but I just get such a creative jolt during a thunderstorm. Ahhhh...the perfect weather condition. Incidentally, Vodstock (he of the scary avatars) I hope you feel better. Wishing you freedom from pain!!! :) 
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			I hate all of it too. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			But I think I hate ice the most!! And people are too damn dumb to shovel their driveways and sidewalks! HIGH PRIEST WISE 
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			You people are nice, i think i'll stay.... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			BTW, i went to the chiropractor on friday, and he put my parts back. I'm feeling much better. I can lift my leg again! Halleluja! 
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			I love ice, but snow sucks.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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