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				Slutty Halloween Party
			 
			
			
			So I'm going to a halloween party and everybody has to dress "slutty" which is kind of hard for a guy. Three ideas I have are fireman (with suspenders, pants, boots, and hat), Jim Dangle (the short/shorts cop from Reno 911), or Zap Brannigan from Futurama (stiking with the short shorts theme). Can't decide, what should I do??
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Zapp.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Zap Brannigan :D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			You'll look so gay.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			If all the girls are dressing slutty, you should show up dressed like a pimp. It's the natural choice.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			why don't you go as a 60 year old man in a bath robe, ?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Dress like a girl. Girls are hot. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			what about a football player?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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