Ways of Death

[bwind22]

Originally posted by ShankS
sounds like a Se7en scenario.

It's actually a line out of a Gravediggaz song.

Here's another... (Doesn't pertain directly to a way of death, but it's a good line...)

Down through the corridor
Was old fat Ned
Scheming on a blowjob
from a crackhead.
He was like "Hey!
Want a piece little man?"
I was like "No!
I'm better off with my hand."

[gorefreak]

Originally posted by bwind22
You could sew their asshole shut and then keep feeding them and feeding them until the burst.

Actually, to add to that, you should put large quantities of laxatives in their food. :D