would you like to kill me

[avenged_soul]

Originally posted by Ultimamk
Though I would never want to, hypothetically I would...

1. I would nail you to a trash can, putting the nails through your hands and ankles.

2. I would then, after sealing your wounds with some sort of fire device, strip you of your clothes and leave you by the street for hours upon hours so those who walk or drive by can laugh.

3. I would make an old, 200 pound French woman with hairy... everything have her way with you for an equal amount of hours.

4. I would burn off your genitalia.

5. I would carve the words "Eat my toast, bitch!" into your chest with a sharpened stick covered in dog-shit.

6. I would then shoot paintballs at random parts of your body at close range with an Angel.

7. I would make you watch a series of Martha Stewart and Barney the Dinosaur episodes for a day.

8. Make you eat donkey testicles.

9. Cut up your legs and arms with pocket knife.

10. Gouge out your eyes with metal shrapnel.

11. Pull out each hair from your head, one by one, until your bald.

12. Do the same with your teeth.

13. I would then go Jack the Ripper on your organs.

14. If you were still alive then I'd cover your body in concrete (not the head) and drown you.

ok u win!!!!!! ur a sick individual!!! ya kno not even i would make someone watch barney AND martha stuart!!!!!! u've got me beat!