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09-20-2005, 08:29 AM
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09-20-2005, 08:36 AM
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Who... that chick from XXX?
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09-20-2005, 09:22 AM
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Poor,poor misguided Angra
Phantom of the Opera Starring: Julian Sands, Asia Argento, .... In keeping with the his cult reputation, Italian filmmaker Dario Argento's take on Gaston Leroux's enduring Gothic tale of terror and obsession features plenty of sex and graphic, high-tech gore. Deep Red Starring: David Hemmings, Daria Nicolodi, .... The film that has become the master work in Italian horror maestro Dario Argento's canon, Deep Red holds up brilliantly despite the plethora of copycat slasher films it inspired in the years to follow. Inferno Starring: Leigh McCloskey, Irene Miracle, .... A combination of alchemy, architecture, and horror, director Dario Argento's Inferno is a pulsing thriller filled with murder and supernatural mayhem. Innocent Blood Starring: Anne Parillaud, David Proval, .... John Landis was the perfect director for Innocent Blood, a horror-comedy hybrid. Opera The polar-opposite worlds of opera and horror collide in this gory giallo film from director Dario Argento. Phenomena Starring: Jennifer Connelly, Daria Nicolodi, .... Declared "my most personal film" by Italy's premier horror director Dario Argento, this production marked the director's return to the eerie thematic territory he pioneered in 1977. Suspiria Starring: Jessica Harper, Stefania Casini, .... A candy-colored nightmare from Italian terror maestro Dario Argento, Suspiria weaves a menacing tale of witchcraft as a fairy tale gone horribly awry. Tenebre Starring: Anthony Franciosa, Christian Borromeo, .... Dario Argento leaves a distinct and bloody impression with this Italian horror film that took the slasher genre to graphic new limits at the time of its release. The Card Player Starring: Stefania Rocca, Liam Cunningham, .... The Card Player is going to test Dario Argento�s fan base like no other thriller in his giallo back catalogue: The Italian maestro has directed his most atypical serial killer study ever. The Stendhal Syndrome The title affliction causes sufferers to react to paintings in extreme and bizarre ways. In the case of police detective Anna Manni, she swoons and feels herself entering hallucinatory versions of. Trauma Starring: Colin Firth, Mena Suvari, .... In this suspenseful horror movie, a lovely runaway and a helpful hero go looking for the fearsome "Headhunter," the ghoulish hooded killer who sawed off the heads of her parents.
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09-20-2005, 09:37 AM
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09-20-2005, 09:39 AM
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This could very will be even worse than the knock-knock jokes..:eek:
So you´re saying that the butt ugly fella is Argento and the lady who´s turning 30 today is his daughter. And she iiiiis???:confused:
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who's there? Asia Asia who? 
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