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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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he ate a chinese woman's breasts? Silly fucker.... Doesnt he knwo he's going to be hungry again in 15 minutes?
No need to escort me out, i know where the door is....
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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DAMN! Well, I guess you can't blame the poor sucker. He must have been suffering of famine or something. But still, wouldn't want to have a neighbour like that. What if he invites me over for dinner? CREEPY...[I]
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I know. I'm pretty sure ther e is a cozy spot in hell for me after that one.
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it'll be on the floor - sleeping on ricepaper on a bunch of broken fortune cookies with a loud mah-jong game being played right under you..
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Yeah, and the ghost of the woman who got eaten will pester me conastantly. "You think that funny, mother fucker?" And she will poke me incessantly with a pointy stick.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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*poke**poke*
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