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it means his cousin looks like Bruce Lee would if he were drunk.
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That was a terrible answer to my question.
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My wife fights me on this, but she looks a lot like Jane Seymour when she was younger.
I worked with a guy who looke dliek Luiz Guzman. That is NOT a good thing. I also worked with a guy who looked like Wayne Knight, but had an even worse personality than Newman from Seinfeld....
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My best guy friend looks like Eminem in a sort of way, I think it's his attitude and eyes. Just a thought.:cool:
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![]() The guy i knew was a complete scumbag. Imagine a guy who looks like that, is in his 40s, and drives a white jeep grand cherokee with a vanity plate that says "Da-bomb".... He was also a big fan of gold chains and not buttoning up his shirt all the way....
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if you mean "D00d, u r Gh3y!" then, yeah, very. He was straight, though.
We were working on his pc one time and stumbled over some pictures he had on his desktop (like a dumbass). They were nudes of women, all nasty fucking flacid, slack titted scrawny women whom the word "perky" left town and never looked back....
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word up.
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