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The dipshit was in a THEATER with bare feet? Not only is that usually against the law, but there are far worse things than glass on your average theater floor.
The Timmy thing reminds me of when my wife and i went to see Return of the king. I cant remember what happened, but at one point near the beginning of the movie, a group of teenagers cheered, and everyone laughed (because it was inappropriate, and was pretty ironic at the time). In true retard fashion, they took that to mean that they were hilariously funny comedian types, and continued to do it repeatedly for the rest of the movie. Around the 8th time, a bunch of us started telling them that it wasnt funny anymore. My wife (being the peachy little darling she is, and knowing how awful it is for an attractive woman to insult you when you are in your teens) loudly stated that if they kept that up, their dates would never suck their dicks because they werent really that cool :) I love her.
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we have a cool old rep theatre in Toronto i love (first saw Cemetary MAn there - midnight at halloween - years ago)
it was pretty shabby at one point and in need of big repairs .. lots of broken seats etc... one night i was there watching a movie - before they fixed the joint up - and there was a big commotion coming from the right side of the theatre .. so we check it out .. and this big fucking raccoon comes lumbering through the seats ...people yelping and scrambling ... pretty funny I didnt do it - but still pretty funny :D
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Me and my friend went to see a stupid-ass movie spur of the moment. I think it was a Segal movie of some sort.
Anyway, I have endless stories about theatre antics...but I'll just share this one. Me and my friend were sitting just chatting before the movie started, I noticed out of the corner of my eye some chick's foot up on my arm rest. I was like...WTF??? lol. She kept it there throughout most of the movie. My friend and I kept laughing, then I said watch this. I just started massaging this total stranger's foot...my friend could not stop laughing. Mind you, we have yet to even look back to see what she/they even look like, and I'm sitting here tickling her foot and massaging it. Anyway, the movie ends...the lights come on. We calmly turn around to introduce ourselves...and it was like a big 'ol soccer mom! We just kept laughing and took the fuck off...fast!
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01-19-2005, 02:11 PM
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well thats just stupid
any way i was sitting in a threader w/ my best friend and she dared me to call this asian ppl black well to make a long story short i got chased in to a stall in the Girls bath room Very Scary!
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01-19-2005, 02:16 PM
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Didnīt get it?? :confused:
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01-19-2005, 02:16 PM
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