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Old 12-23-2004, 05:09 AM
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I dont think you have to worry about that, my freind :D

We've seen the pictures :). Plus, who could ever forget "Twatsylvania"? I strongly believe that if i get alzheimer's, the one thing i will remember will be twatsylvania,much to the horror of the nursing home staff :D

i fear maggots as well, and dead things in general.
Even though they arent real, i have a severe phobia of zombies. I still get zombie nightmares....

I also occasionally think about what it would be like if my wife got pregnant, and died while giving birth. That thought absolutely crushes me.
Lmao, i ment after i die. Sorry, i should have clairified that.
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Nothing says Christmas is here, like a turd with a Santa hat:p
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:31 AM
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Howwwwdy-HO!
"Santa Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'
Folks'll gather round the fire
sing a song, stroll the choir
Pretty song they'll all retire
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'

I hope that Santa comes real soon
I've been waiting for some we…

Santa's loaded up his sleigh
flying around his merry way…"


I apprently missed this episode. I know who this is without even seeing the show :D
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:34 AM
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Lmao, i ment after i die. Sorry, i should have clairified that.
i'm sure your corpse will still be good for some fun for a few weeks :)
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:40 AM
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i'm sure your corpse will still be good for some fun for a few weeks :)
I hope they don't miss my mouth and get it in my hair. Can't have crusty hair wandering the neverworld lol.
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:45 AM
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You are a dirty, filthy woman :)
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:46 AM
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I hope they don't miss my mouth and get it in my hair. Can't have crusty hair wandering the neverworld lol.

why not ?

it'll keep your hair in place ....

besides .. how could someone miss ? its not like you're gonna be writhing around or anything ?
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:47 AM
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Some people just naturally have a bad aim.
Plus, its not like the damn thing has a scope on it. Mine doesnt, at any rate. I have to eyeball it :)
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:49 AM
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Some people just naturally have a bad aim.
Plus, its not like the damn thing has a scope on it. Mine doesnt, at any rate. I have to eyeball it :)
coincidently ... avoid the eyes (when alive) if you ever want to be granted 'facial access' again.

apparently it stings like a son of a bitch
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:50 AM
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Up the nose is good for a laugh.

Not that that has ever happened..... *walks away whistling*
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