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12-12-2004, 11:41 AM
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I remember one I did as a small child--because I was reminded of it many times. I'll make it quick.
I grew up on a farm. I saw a bull and a cow making love. After many questions I got an answer about the results of their lovemaking. The next time I saw an obviously pregnant lady I inquired about her relationship with our bull.
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12-12-2004, 12:11 PM
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Our funniest example of that was when Wicked lady was 5 years old, she wanted to know what the pads were for under the bathroom sink...Since she is female, I figured I should tell her...So, I explained to her that every 28 days, a female releases an egg, if it isn't fertilized, it deteriorates and is flushed out, which makes a mess and that's what the pads are for...SOOO, the next morning, she said, "So, we are having 'chicken periods' for breakfast, right?"...To which I had to cringe, laugh, and reply..."Well, basically...Yes".......lol
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12-12-2004, 02:38 PM
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SAVE A LOLLIPOP, SUCK A DICK
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i remember saying alot of funny things when i was little. one time we wnt to visita friend of my dads in the hospital. we were on the top floor and he was joking around and said he was gonna throw me out the windo and i told him but i don't have a parashuit.
i also embaressed my brothers gf. i had seen the word sex and i was just learning to read and i went up to my brothers gf and asked what s-e-x is. also caught them making out. and my sister told me to run upstairs and tell mom they were making out and insted i told mom they were making love. again i was 6 when i did this
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FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY WICKED LADYS BUDDY Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book)
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