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Old 12-09-2004, 09:56 PM
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I saw it and then tried to stop reading mid-sentence. I was like, "No...damnit!"
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:49 AM
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I have a clause that specifically states that any and all transactions regarding real or fantastical incarnations of any soul or spirit in my possesion, immortal or otherwise, may not be taken, spindled, folded, mutilated, or copied, in any media, without the express written permission of our lord and Savior jesus, buddha, shiva, osiris, Odin, Zues, Quetzacoatl, Baron Samedi, or a person referred to as "The Guy Named Larry", depending on which turns out to be the "real" deity, in triplicate, in ink made from manatee brains and Mule testicle.


Its a rare insurance policy, but its standard when you get a "Soul clause" on your geico insurance.
Sorry bwind, im sure my soul would have been fun, too.
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Old 12-10-2004, 04:40 AM
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I already sold my soul for Rock 'n Roll.....Errrr........Concert Tickets anyway..........
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Old 12-10-2004, 04:45 AM
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I have a clause that specifically states that any and all transactions regarding real or fantastical incarnations of any soul or spirit in my possesion, immortal or otherwise, may not be taken, spindled, folded, mutilated, or copied, in any media, without the express written permission of our lord and Savior jesus, buddha, shiva, osiris, Odin, Zues, Quetzacoatl, Baron Samedi, or a person referred to as "The Guy Named Larry", depending on which turns out to be the "real" deity, in triplicate, in ink made from manatee brains and Mule testicle.


Its a rare insurance policy, but its standard when you get a "Soul clause" on your geico insurance.
Sorry bwind, im sure my soul would have been fun, too.
it is my duty to inform you that gitchee manitou is greatly dissapointed at your failure to acknowledge his presence.

expect to find a ghost warrior dressed in the skin of grandfather the mighty elk to be paying you a visit in the near future.
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:44 PM
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