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I saw it and then tried to stop reading mid-sentence. I was like, "No...damnit!"
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I have a clause that specifically states that any and all transactions regarding real or fantastical incarnations of any soul or spirit in my possesion, immortal or otherwise, may not be taken, spindled, folded, mutilated, or copied, in any media, without the express written permission of our lord and Savior jesus, buddha, shiva, osiris, Odin, Zues, Quetzacoatl, Baron Samedi, or a person referred to as "The Guy Named Larry", depending on which turns out to be the "real" deity, in triplicate, in ink made from manatee brains and Mule testicle.
Its a rare insurance policy, but its standard when you get a "Soul clause" on your geico insurance. Sorry bwind, im sure my soul would have been fun, too.
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I already sold my soul for Rock 'n Roll.....Errrr........Concert Tickets anyway..........
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mine left me as soon as my halo fell off
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