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More Jeepers Creepers commentary
i agree w/ most...justin long was awesome and i'm glad there was the brother/sister aspect...i don't think romance fits into horror really anyway and the 1st half hour of the movie was pretty good...the "creeper" was LAME ASS!
ALSO, B-EATING-U?! how lame is that!? where exactly does a demon get a personalized license plate? does he just throw on the big coat and waltz into the DMV? and how could he possibly know that dari and his sister played that game w/ the license plates???? the director needs to work on his writing skills. i'm sure he thinks he's ultra clever, i can just see him huddled in a corner giggling like a mad man to himself when he thinks up this cinematic gem, "it'll be hilarious!" B-EATING-U alone killed it for me. i cease to take a movie seriously when something that wretchedly stupid is considered even remotely clever by anyone w/ half a brain cell :) |
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I was hopeful for that movie. However, the monster was dissapointing. He was scary until he was run over. The second one...... do I even want to go there. It was amusing as far as watching a movie that I havn't seen before. One part in the whole movie made me jump. :p
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YOU KNOW I COULD LISTEN TO YOU TALK ABOUT HORROR MOVIES ALL DAY. IT'S ASHAME WE DON'T HAVE A CHAT ROOM.
''WHERE DOES A DEMON GET A PERSONALIZED LICENSE PLATE'' I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT. THAT WAS KINDA LAME AND WRITEN POORLY. WELL I WOULD'NT ACTUALLY SAY IT WAS WRITEN POORLY BUT IT WAS'NT THOUGHT OUT. IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED KOOL AT THE MOMENT AND WENT WITH IT INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT IT CAUSE I KNOW IF IT WAS ME THAT WOULD'NT HAVE HAPPENED CAUSE I LOOK OVER EVERYTHING I WRITE ALOT TO MAKE SURE IT'S WELL DONE AND ABOUT THE SECOND OR THIRD TIME READING THROUGH IT I WOULD'VE THOUGHT ''WAIT THAT MAKES NO SENSE HOW WOULD HE GET A LICENSE PLATE I'M ALREADY PUSHING IT WITH HIM DRIVING''. THEN I WOULD'VE LOOKED AT THE FACT THAT HE PROBABLY WOULD'NT BE ABLE TO GET HIS HANDS ON A ENGINE THAT BELONGS ON A NASCAR TRACK. AND ANOTHER THING I GET THE WHOLE JEEPERS CREEPERS THING WITH THE SONG BUT THAT WAS KINDA WEAK TO PUT THE PSYHIC IN THERE TO KEEP TELLING THEM THE SAME USELESS SHIT OVER AND OVER ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT HE'S GETTING HACKED UP WHILE THE CREEPER IS LISTENING TO THE SONG. OH AND BY THE WAY SINCE WHEN DO HELACIOUS DEMONS LIKE OLDIES.
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:)
i love austin! he's so funny!
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AND AS FOR THE SECOND ONE PUT IT LIKE THIS I'D RATHER WATCH HELLRAISER NOT THE ORIGINAL THE ONE I CAN ACTUALLY SIT THROUGH WITHOUT GOING TO SLEEP BEFORE I CAN SEE PINHEAD LAME ASS GET SUCKED INTO THAT RETARDED BOX I'D RATHER WATCH BLOODLINE A.K.A THE WORST MOVIE KNOWN TO MANKIND. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL BUT NOT THAT GOOD OF A OVERALL MOVIE.
OK BLOODLINE WAS GOING TO FAR I SINCERLY APOLOGIZE.
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THE ORIGINAL IS THE BEST BY FAR.AND THE SECOND INSTALLMENT WAS A CLASSIC AS WELL CAUSE IT JUST CONTINUED WHERE THE FIRST LEFT OFF. H20 WAS OK. 3 WAS GOOD AS A INDIVIDUAL MOVIE BUT AS FAR AS HALLOWEEN SERIES IS CONCERNED IT'S THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN. 4 AND 5 WERE GREAT. DANIELLE HARRIS IS A FANTASTIC ACTRESS. SIX WAS GOOD. AS FAR AS 8 IS CONCERNED THE PRODUCERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR DISGRACING HALLOWEEN WITH THIS GARBAGE THIS WAS'NT A HORROR MOVIE IT WAS A FUCKING COMEDY IF YOU ASK ME MOST OF YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT THE BIGGEST PINHEAD FAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF I HAD TO CHOSE FROM HELLRAISER AND THIS TRASH PINHEAD GETS MY VOTE. IT WAS HORRIBLY CASTED THEY JUST RAN OUT AND GOT A FEW WELL KNOW PEOPLE (WHO DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TALENT TO BE IN A HORROR MOVIE IN THE FIRST PLACE)TO GET PEOPLE TO GO SEE THIS TRASH,LIKE BUSTA RHYMES WHAT THE FUCK IS BUSTA RHYMES DOING IN HALLOWEEN, AT LEAST LL COOL J CAN ACTUALLY ACT AND HE WAS'NT ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS ANYWAY BUT BUSTA RHYMES BEING A REALITY TV PRODUCER WHO KNOWS KUNG FU AND WINDS UP BEATING UP MICHAEL MYERS GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE HAD ME THINKING THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A GOOD FILM. BUT FROM THE SECOND THEY WALKED INTO THAT HOUSE I KNEW THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE A UPHILL BATTLE JUST TO COME OUT OF THE THEATER WITHOUT SHOOTING MYSELF FOR WASTING MY MONEY AND TWO HOURS OUT OF MY LIFE ON THIS CRAP. WHEN HALLOWEEN 9 COMES OUT I'LL BE THE FIRST IN LINE BUT IF I SEE 50 CENT PRACTICING HIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO LEAVE TOO.
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How i love thee let me count the way ;)
austin,
where have you been all my life! finally someone i can talk to! i have some stuff to say about halloween 3. look for the post. you're hilarious.i totally agree w/ you in every way on that last halloween. OMG! now that was absolute dog sh*t! 50 cent! ha! |
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