Review of "The House of the Dead" (2003)

Dave Parker is a bitch and needs his balls split with pruning sheers and spanked violently until they fall off. Its truly amazing that someone with out a shred of talent can work in this town, even in the bargain basement bin that parker so often frequents!

R. Rundle

now dat da shhhh rite durre

i like scarey movies alot especially the freddy and jason movies so i was wondering if you could come to my school for halloween and bring freddy and jason look alikes
this is much apreciated

thank you.

quiero ver historias de miedo en español

NICE SPEAKING SPANISH WHO EVER YOU ARE .I CAN SPEAK FRENCH. JE DITEST LE FILM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

[Dave]

Very good. :) Reading this was fun. The zombies were the best part of this movie...well, that and watch the lead characters breasts gain mass through out the movie lol.

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by Dave
Very good. :) Reading this was fun. The zombies were the best part of this movie...well, that and watch the lead characters breasts gain mass through out the movie lol.

I think every guy (pretty much) enjoys that aspect of horror films. :)

[Dave]

Originally posted by Aasiyan
I think every guy (pretty much) enjoys that aspect of horror films. :)

I duno...for me it was like watching a mutant or something. I guess she got some of the Ooze on her from Ninja Turtles or something.