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12-17-2003, 03:47 AM
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ho ho ho merrrrryyyy Christmas
with christmas looming I thought it would be a good idea for people to share funny memories of past christmas's so we can all have a giggle.
And I am prepared to send the funniest past christmas story a prize!!!!!!!!! (I must be mad lol) so here is my funny memorie My dad when I was little dressed up as santa and wanted to suprise me so he got himself uder our chimney and mym mum told me to walk in the lounge then when I came in he tried to get out but was stuck lol all I could hear was santa swearing and cursing lol took him 20-30mins to get out lol (dont think it went to plan lol) 
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12-17-2003, 04:33 AM
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Lol that was some funny shit, I don't have any funny Christmas storys though sorry:(
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12-17-2003, 02:02 PM
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haha! i can picture that, a mutation of a mechanic and santa, dont have any funny christmas storys though...
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12-17-2003, 03:47 PM
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Gee, I REALLY wish I had a funny story to tell, so you could send me a present, Bunn...because you know EXACTLY what I want!!!
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12-17-2003, 07:47 PM
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The only Christmas memories of Humor I can think about is one year when I was about 10 my uncle came over dressed as Santa to surprise my younger brother..well my uncle had stopped by the bar before he come over.....He rang the door bell and my dad let him in ..took about six steps then he tripped over my brother's shoes and fell into the Christmas tree.. My uncle and the christmas tree went out our bay windows..My brother thought he killed Santa..heheheh I thought it was funny as hell...we had to take my uncle to the emergency room on Christmas eve to have glass removed from his arms and neck....What a fucking Christmas..hehehehe
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