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09-07-2004, 10:32 AM
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Highway road signs across the country are marked on the back with different color, and shape stickers intended for use by the Military. By following these stickers each color will lead you to, hidden bomb shelters, military bases, ammo dumps, chemical warfare plants, etc...
All Presidents are part of a secret society, exclusively for very powerful and wealthy individuals, (kind of a Skull thing). If the President needs to send a message to the members of this group he wears a particular colored tie corresponding to the message he is trying to convey. This will then be seen by the members and they will be able to invest or sell stocks, prepare for disaster, or attend special meetings. If a member tries to leave, or divulge any information about the group, they are killed. Kennedy left and was killed 2 weeks later, Reagan tried to leave and an attempt was made on his life. At a Presidential funeral, there is no body inside the casket, (unknown to the family). Each president dating back to Kennedy has been cryogenically frozen so as to re-animate them when our technology allows so. They are to be held at a posh Government retreat inside a highly guarded and secretive resort. They will be used as super think-tank to guide future presidents in their leadership of our country.
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Too bad the X-Files isnt still on..... I would sign you up as a writer :)
Speaking of which.... The X-Files was based entirely on fact. everything that ever happened on the show was real, but thenames were changed. the government allowed the show to be made as part of a "disinformation" conspiracy. The theory was that no one would ever believe any of these incidents happened, and that anyone who tried to expose them would be labeled a crackpot who watched too much tv. Airplanes have bveen know to disapear in an area located exactly halfway between the Great Pyramids and Stonehenge. Ronald MCdonald has red hair because of a suicide. the original ronald mcdonald costume had white hair, but the guy who wore it was chronically depressed. He blew his brains out with a shotgun, getting blood all over the wig. Although horrified by the event, the management of the restauraunt thought the red color of the wig was more apealing, so they decided to go with that instead.
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So how did they come up with the "special sauce" on the Big Mac?
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According to a previous legend in this thread, it is 1000 island, mayo and salamander extract.
I dont know if i can top that. :)
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