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Old 08-11-2004, 11:03 PM
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Now listen,... I'm gonna set this topic straight, right now.
That is not the "Bear Girl".
The "Bear Girl" died several months back in one of the saddest stories I ever heard.
It seems that she met the right bear and decided to settle down. They bought a nice split-level cave with a white picket fence and it was in a very nice neighborhood.
After some time, and a great deal of planning and discussion, they decided to start a family.
She, after several months with no luck, began taking fertility pills and became pregnant soon after.
Then, in what's bound to be an NBC Movie Of The Week, the young wife died during cub birth. She never got to lick the afterbirth from her newborn cub's coat.
I still get choked up when I hear about it.
The girl in the pick would have nothing to do with a bear. She's been dating the same platypus for almost 2 years now and they seem very happy. I wish them the best.

well thanks fer takin the wind outta my sail!:D
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Old 08-11-2004, 11:12 PM
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only fer a couple a' hours,and i know that bear had to be clean.:cool:
yeah, but she isn't


And Ben, I never said it was her. I said she reminded me of the Bear Chick. And the Bear Chick would never settle down with a bear. She was actually racist against bears, but she had a masochistic fetish in which she'd fuck something she felt was racially and specistically beneath her, which in her mind degraded her. She'd whore herself out to bears, having other bears watch and degrade her with their growls and eating of the fish. I remember it got so bad she would duck out of class to suck of bears behind the gym. She didn't die, but she was badly injured during a bear gang bang, in which her jaw and pelvis were crushed due to bear humpings. But she's recovering, and has promised to never fuck bears again. I'll be helping her through Bear Fucking recovery.
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Old 08-11-2004, 11:18 PM
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f@#k these metaphors...i was promised sum bear pussy and i've come to collect.where is it!!:)
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:08 AM
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Bear pussy? No, we're talking about a human chick who fucks bears.



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Old 08-12-2004, 06:31 PM
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:02 PM
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DUDE!!!!!! Your smile goes that way!!! Sorry bout your luck!!! :D
Hahaha thats not even my ass :)
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Old 08-13-2004, 03:05 AM
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