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Old 08-04-2004, 05:46 AM
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Spoofs

What are your favorite spoofs? I aways liked the Airplane Movies, and the First naked gun was good. The second was soso.

Hotshots was great. The first 2 scary movies were good. Ihavent seen the 3rd, but i am very wary of leslie nielson movies these days. After Spy Hard and 2001: A space Travesty, I'm thinking he should have retired after the naked gun. Those two were flat out terrible. every "joke" in those made me expect someone to stop, look at the camera, and say "C'mon, laugh, it's funny! haha!"

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And the worst... Shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th.... The title says it all. This is one of the worst pieces of shit i have ever been appalled by. i was very busy in the kitchen once, and the tv was on sci-fi and this turd came on, so i left it.

I eventually had to stop and go change the channel....Dear god.. the whole thing kept begging "please luike me. see, i did some sorta like scary movie, only without the balls. please laugh."

Pathetic. All involved should be ashamed.

A guilty pleasure of mine is a little gem no one else seems to have seen called "A Man Called Sarge". It is pretty bad,but it is set in ww2 in northern africa, and has a band of american troops helping the english destroy the fuel dump a tobrook. It is horribly non-pc throwing around the words "yank", "limey", "Hun", "kaut", "nip" and bunch of others like nothing. it is pretty funny, though.

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Old 08-06-2004, 03:10 AM
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the naked guns seris hotshots and scarey movie1&2 were great i got a sticth from laughing at them. i just saw scareymovie 3 the other day it was ok now where near as good as the first two. but still better than i thought it would have been.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:14 AM
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Those are some good ones Vod.

I would have to add to that list....

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Old 08-06-2004, 04:53 AM
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Actually, with your love of patton and ww2, i think you would get an extra laugh out of a man called sarge. here is a quote from one part where the heroes are getting a pep talk:

Sarge: Boys, the Limeys need our help to win this war.... Hell, they need our help to drive on the right side of the road. And we're going to give them that help, because what are we?

Guys: Americans...

Sarge: Godammit I cant hear you!

Guys: Americans!

Sarge: I still cant hear you!

Guys: AMERICANS!

Sarge: That's right, godammit, Americans.
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:39 PM
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return of the living dead II is still my fav

you've gotta love the michael jackson zombie (its a riot)
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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