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Neatly folded. 2 22.22%
Jumbled up. 4 44.44%
I use my hand. 1 11.11%
I have a walnut stuck in my ass. It hurts. A lot. 2 22.22%
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:49 PM
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Did oyu ever get the crumbles out of you butt? C'mon man! Dont leave us hanging......


Get it? "Leave us hang... Never mind. I'll go sit in the corner. Im a bad monkey....
what picking leaves out ya crack.... no way, I never used leaves.
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Old 07-21-2004, 01:09 PM
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Actually, I wrap the paper around my hand a few times before I commence wiping. This way, I avoid any fecal residue getting on my fingers.
Ditto.


Hey Stingy, it looks like we both wipe our ass the same way, you wanna start a club?

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Old 07-21-2004, 01:12 PM
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Ditto.


Hey Stingy, it looks like we both wipe our ass the same way, you wanna start a club?

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you two could do syncronised butt wiping at the club.

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Old 07-21-2004, 01:14 PM
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Wow. Actually, I'm surprised not more people wipe this way. It is the most effective method I've found.
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Old 07-21-2004, 01:26 PM
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I guess it's true what they say...

Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands.
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Old 07-21-2004, 01:30 PM
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I guess it's true what they say...

Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands.
Bwahahahaha! I may need to start saying that.
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Old 07-21-2004, 01:34 PM
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Old 07-21-2004, 02:49 PM
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I wrap the paper around my hand. Sure it takes up more paper, but this way you'll never get shit on your fingers or hand. A clean sweep.
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