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 But that fiddler crab looks pretty cool, i could fuck some shit up with that one HUGE claw....that would be cool....definitly a crab tho...  | 
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			Go with the king crab. Fiddlers have a relatively huge claw, but they are only about an inch or two across. The lobster would smack him up.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			So ... can I be a crayfish with penis envy?  What the fuck? :D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Yes you can, Crawdaddy :D 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			We will call you Pinchy Jack, the crawfish with a heart of gold:  
		
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			Oddly enough, I DO want people doing that to me.:D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Behold....... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			PINCHY JACK! 
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			Too damned funny...Need to breathe...lol
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I just wanted to see if stingy had seen this yet. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			BTW, all of my "Photos" are in my gallery now, for all to see at any time :) 
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			BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!  I love it!  Me on a crawdad body.  Too bad you couldn't have used my airport face, though.  <hint hint>
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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