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[fattybluetit]

a man walks into a bar and says OWCH

[Vodstok]

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says "why the long face?"

[friday13thfan]

why do woman have clothing with words on there breast and ass? so you have an excuse for looking at them

[Vodstok]

What's the difference between a bunch of circus midgets and a nude female marathon?

Well, the midgets are a cunning bunch of runts, and the women are a running bunch of.....

Never mind, newb would bomb my house ;)

[Egekrusher]

So, a man walks into a gym..

aww, fuck it, I'm not funny, I'm homicidal.

[Vodstok]

Everyone else does, its like a rite of passage. :)

[orangestar]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Okay, so you all know Gandhi. Although many would say he was a great man, he actually had a lot against him. He would walk around, oftentimes barefoot, and spread his ideas of peace. These walks, of course, would mess up his feet, giving him hard callouses on his soles. Also, he would fast often, and his oral hygeine left much to be desired. Because of these things, by the end of his life, he was very thin and frail. In fact, you could say he was a

Super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis! :D

Anybody get the pun, there? I can't type my jokes. I'm more of an improv guy ... and I need facial expressions, too. <sigh>

I've got that one in an email before, its one of my favorites :)

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Everyone else does, its like a rite of passage. :)

This was supposed to be in another thread... boy am I confused.....

[Hate_Breeder]

A plate of spaghetti walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey Get Outta here!"
Confused the spaghetti asks "why?"
The bartender says "We dont serve food here!"

[zwoti]

i hear saddam's got the death penalty.....fortunately beckham is taking it.