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There was this one time when a zombie walked up to me and tried to bite me, I kicked it in the balls and the fell off. Then the zombie fell over and didn't budge an inch after that. It was the oddest situation I have ever been in.
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I felt one pulling on my dress. I turned around kicked him you know where and then give him an uppercut.
He was out cold. He won't fool with this old broad no more! 
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But you would think that these zombies would have respect for a lady, young or old!
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Always have an exit in every room. You're in an elevator when the outbreak hits you're finished.
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Buy a pet. Cats sense impending disaster.
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Speakin' of the big ZA...y'all heard that NASA wantsta bring an asteroid to earth? Or the new face eatin' incident in FL ? To me that's one of the ways the infection begins, space rocks... The in guy FL was eatin' somebody's face off in the driveway...cops used a stun gun and copdog on 'em....and he still wouldn't stop eatin'! Zombie!
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You guys are silly, talking about being a crack shot with a riffle. If you're in the center of a ring of zombies, 100 yards thick, all 360 degrees, coming from EVERY direction... you can't run, and fighting is a useless gesture.
 You need a good shelter or a helicopter.
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