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Zombie Apocalypse Training
So ever sense i got my sisters old computer in April i have gotten very lazy and gained some weight and i realized that if the zombie apocalypse happened now i would be screwed. So i decided that i am going to start training for the inevitable so i can out run the zombies(or just the other people) so wish me luck on my journey or you can join with me.
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I don't need no stinking training! I'm a crack shot with a rifle and I know how to handle an axe and sword.
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Zombies can be easily avoided. They are not smart due to being brain dead, and they move slow as *beep*. Only a total dimwit can get killed by a zombie.
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08-19-2016, 06:59 AM
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Outrunning zombies is easy if you surround yourself with the right people. Make friends with types that are generous and incredibly clumsy, when they fall they'll tell you to save yourself. Also for extra insurance, make friends with people slower than you. Having small children on hand also helps.
...I didn't say these were morally sound tips.
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