The truth shall set you free ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
The way I see it is...most guys see a girl or smell her perfume, and thats what most us remember when we think of that girl....I know that's how I am.....I certainly don't wanna be with a chick that just lets 'em RIP....Cause thats all I would ever think of when I thought of her....IMO.
I don't do it in from of women...I think it's direspectful to let a sulfur bomb go in your partner's face....IMO.:)

Well, I don't mean CONSTANTLY ripping them ;) But I mean, after you've been with somebody for a while...I just think you should be comfortable enough around them to be able to do/say anything. There shouldn't be any pretending.

I understand what you're saying...but I think that after a while, you take the person for everything they are. Just b/c they fart in front of you once in a while, doesn't mean you forget how nice they CAN smell ;)

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Yea....I agree with that...
LOL....from reading your post...alls I could picture was a hot chick sittin on my couch let'em fly....like she just ate a big can o' beans....LOL...

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

Just hope she doesn't blow one out of her ass while you have your beef log 10 inches deep in her terd tunnel :eek:
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[Tat2]

Joels' Journal and Fart Filled Fact Book describes the following... To paraphrase:

The "Girls don't Fart fart"

This is a mean one! It's stinch can peel paint from cars and knock little birds out of their nests. It will singe the hair form your nose. This is one dangerous fart!

Be careful around Women that say they don't fart. If they actually don't, then she is not human, but a walking, talking act of terrorism, because it will...eventually explode!

Three years and she's running off to shit all this time?! She's crazy. My husband and I have only been married for 2 years but we got over that mess of "I don't want them to know I.." within the first 3-6 months of dating! And the things that she should keep a mystery are sexual things, not shitting and farting. Everyone does it, some people do it with the door open and full conversation with someone else in there too! I know some people who get turned on by turds! :( Yuck!

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by hellboy
First off 10 inches......that's all?:p
Secondly, that is histerical.

Any further and I might hit the terd supply so 10 is all I'll give her :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

LMFAO. I'm so glad I started this thread...it's provided me with a great deal of entertainment ;)

Drac-You kooky bastard! ;) I'm a girl....I won't be sticking 10 inches of anything into anyone's ass. :p

Hellboy-LMAO. Dutch Ovens are the worst, man. NASTY. ;)

Tat2-I agree...they've gotta come out sometime, and when they do....it'll be like a nucleur bomb went off!

Tonica-Agreed as well. Women need to get over the fact that they do things that aren't always "pretty".

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Its such a waste to have so much and only be able to use so little. Precisely why bigger is not better. Even if you are from Texas.:p

ENDURANCE STILL STANDS TALL!!!!!

Oh lord. The two of you and your never ending MANHOOD wars;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
I purposely eat a healthy serving of baked beans for just that purpose.:D

Beans are good for you....lots of FIBER :p (FAAAAAAAAAAAAART)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
All is well.

LMFAO. I know that you two only do it as a joke you damn FOFO ;)
It's funny.

And...TRUE SEXCAPADES? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Nice verbiage for sure:p