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08-24-2004, 01:34 PM
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How do you celebrate Christmas (if you do, that is)
My wife just hit me with the worst fucking idea imaginable. She said: "This is what I was thinking we should do for Christmas this year ... we'll just buy ourselves one big thing to share, and maybe a couple of little things for each other and spend the rest on Ashlynn (our daughter.)"
Of course, my reply was: "You have to be shitting me. That would be like 4 hours of foreplay, and 30 seconds of actual sex. I want my Christmas mornings to be orgasmic, paper shredding, box ripping, new-toy playing excitement for at least half an hour!" She said: "I figured you would say something like that." Am I wrong? She says this the tradition that her mom and dad followed (which is understandable, since they had several children). Personally, I like to save up a bunch of money and blow it on everyone I know buying them presents (and I expect to get plenty in return, too.) This is the tradition in the house I grew up in. So, what do you all do, if anything? Do you have any "pre-christmas" rituals, like open one on Christmas Eve? Or what?
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08-24-2004, 01:36 PM
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i normally go to sleep on the night of christmas eve
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08-24-2004, 01:37 PM
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Which family?
My dad's side? My mom's side? My stepdad's side? My stepmother's side?
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08-24-2004, 01:38 PM
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I usually make a list of people to buy gifts for that I know I will recieve a gift from... This may sounds humbug BUT I dont have a lot of money so I usually just get everyone gift certificates. I usually go to my moms house for dinner and then be with friends that evening.... My family wasnt the norman rockwell family so we dont have any traditions..
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08-24-2004, 01:39 PM
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08-24-2004, 01:42 PM
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whats the point of gift certificates with that same 20 dollars you coulda got that person... 20 dollars
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08-24-2004, 01:43 PM
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I get drunk and violate the neighbor's Reindeer
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08-24-2004, 01:43 PM
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My dad and stepmom always had us on Christmas eve, so we opened presents then.
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08-24-2004, 02:16 PM
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