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Really ansurd things
Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?
My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window. They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging: Children's movies Pornography I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?" She said "Yes, I think so..." We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle. It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them. One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....
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here's a good one... I make a thread about "absurd" things, and mispell the godamn title.....:rolleyes:
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   Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody! -Sam Kinison
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03-08-2005, 01:30 PM
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Goin back to the actual topic, I was drivin' to class last year and I was stopped at a light.
Some ENORMOUSLY fat guy walks down the sidewalk next to the car, stop, pulls his "thing" out, and pisses all over the sidewalk. Tucks it back in, and keeps walking. Either he was mentally unstable or he just doesn't care about ANYTHING.
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Wow thats....................Wow
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