Really ansurd things
 

Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?

My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.

They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography

I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."

We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.

It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.

One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....

Re: Really ansurd things
 

probably distributing them to the rental places ...

here's a good one... I make a thread about "absurd" things, and mispell the godamn title.....:rolleyes:

lol

:p :p :p

Goin back to the actual topic, I was drivin' to class last year and I was stopped at a light.

Some ENORMOUSLY fat guy walks down the sidewalk next to the car, stop, pulls his "thing" out, and pisses all over the sidewalk. Tucks it back in, and keeps walking.

Either he was mentally unstable or he just doesn't care about ANYTHING.

Being enormously fat, he was probably lucky he even found it in time to be able to piss on the sidewalk. So Im sure that was the only thing he cared about, if anything at all at that time.

Vodstock: So the question is.... How many tapes did you buy from them?

Wow thats....................Wow