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Old 05-29-2005, 07:39 PM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.

DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.

SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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Old 05-29-2005, 07:48 PM
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We'll start with Virgo, as it is my own.

Although the weather says differently, bright skies are ahead. There will be a drastic change of lacale in your future, definitely for the best. Don't fear change, embrace it; things are always confusing when they're new.

Oh, and a sexy blonde is going to whip you repeatedly... definitely for the best.
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Old 05-29-2005, 07:52 PM
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We'll start with Virgo, as it is my own.

Although the weather says differently, bright skies are ahead. There will be a drastic change of lacale in your future, definitely for the best. Don't fear change, embrace it; things are always confusing when they're new.

Oh, and a sexy blonde is going to whip you repeatedly... definitely for the best.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice ;) What do you have for a libra? ;)
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Old 05-29-2005, 07:55 PM
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Niiiiiiiiiiiice ;) What do you have for a libra? ;)
Start taking up a new hobby. The change will bring about new friendships and new ways of thought. Be wary of new people though, as there is someone out there who means to deceive you. Don't take anything at face value.

Oh, and try whipping a farmtown Iowa boy repeatedly.
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Old 05-29-2005, 07:58 PM
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Start taking up a new hobby. The change will bring about new friendships and new ways of thought. Be wary of new people though, as there is someone out there who means to deceive you. Don't take anything at face value.

Oh, and try whipping a farmtown Iowa boy repeatedly.

LMAO. I hope it's not the Iowa boy whose going to deceive me;)
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Old 05-29-2005, 08:00 PM
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LMAO. I hope it's not the Iowa boy whose going to deceive me;)
Oooooh the MYSTERY!!!:D
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Old 05-29-2005, 08:02 PM
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Oooooh the MYSTERY!!!:D
haha. Yeah you're right....the suspense...the thrill of the chase...I feel 16 again ;)
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haha. Yeah you're right....the suspense...the thrill of the chase...I feel 16 again ;)
Don't say that... you'll bring out the memories of that Dallas all-girls school....

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Old 05-29-2005, 08:05 PM
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Don't say that... you'll bring out the memories of that Dallas all-girls school....

:eek:

I have this knack of bringing out all these bad memories of yours...the ex-wife...the all girls school...maybe we shouldn't talk anymore ;)
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Old 05-29-2005, 08:08 PM
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I have this knack of bringing out all these bad memories of yours...the ex-wife...the all girls school...maybe we shouldn't talk anymore ;)
It's too late now. I'm your favorite, now I'm attached to you forever... like a remora, eating anything that drops out of your mouth.

ANOTHER odd reference choice.
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