Free horoscopes
 

I'm hereby giving out free horoscopes for everyone (out of pure boredom). Give me your sign and get ready for some fortune!!

We'll start with Virgo, as it is my own.

Although the weather says differently, bright skies are ahead. There will be a drastic change of lacale in your future, definitely for the best. Don't fear change, embrace it; things are always confusing when they're new.

Oh, and a sexy blonde is going to whip you repeatedly... definitely for the best.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice ;) What do you have for a libra? ;)

Start taking up a new hobby. The change will bring about new friendships and new ways of thought. Be wary of new people though, as there is someone out there who means to deceive you. Don't take anything at face value.

Oh, and try whipping a farmtown Iowa boy repeatedly.

LMAO. I hope it's not the Iowa boy whose going to deceive me;)

Oooooh the MYSTERY!!!:D

haha. Yeah you're right....the suspense...the thrill of the chase...I feel 16 again ;)

Don't say that... you'll bring out the memories of that Dallas all-girls school....

:eek:

I have this knack of bringing out all these bad memories of yours...the ex-wife...the all girls school...maybe we shouldn't talk anymore ;)

It's too late now. I'm your favorite, now I'm attached to you forever... like a remora, eating anything that drops out of your mouth.

ANOTHER odd reference choice.