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The Flayed One 02-06-2010 07:45 AM

Structured Chaos
 
RULES OF STRUCTURED CHAOS
1. The winner of a phase of structured chaos shall choose the next phase.

Compose an anecdote, story or some sort of poetry concerning a sandwich. It is also permissible to submit sandwich pictures. This is a challenge.

Winner takes the prize. Onions are preferable content.

Zero 02-06-2010 09:18 AM

Tears well in my eyes,

Knife slices through paper skin,

Ham and cheese await

X¤MurderDoll¤X 02-06-2010 02:06 PM

http://www.sixthseal.com/archive/Jul...n_sandwich.jpg

X¤MurderDoll¤X 02-06-2010 04:51 PM

http://wendellwallace.files.wordpres...-videoklip.jpg

I see you at the club and you bettah have a sammich for me
with a toothpick so it don't become a victim uh gravity
makin bread like scott baio, ham with extra mayo
forget custard, I start spreadin niggas like mustard
I'll throw salt in ya face, some peppah for a chase
I just cant stop lickin while im tossin in da chicken
my lips, my hips, ya slip into tha danger zone
blood floats in your throat as you choke on a chicken bone

fortunato 02-06-2010 04:52 PM

Ahem, a poem:

Reflections on a Lifeguard Ejecting a Witch from the Beach

"Get out of the sand, witch!"

bloody_ribcut 02-06-2010 05:40 PM

Cool raps, Murder Doll suprised me.


One day i was making a sandwich, i added what i had thought to be lettuce and took a giant bite. I spit it out because it was Cabbage, that was putrid.

fortunato 02-06-2010 06:23 PM

A haiku:

Two slices of bread
Warm, sharp cheese and prosciutto
Make friends; no onions

X¤MurderDoll¤X 02-06-2010 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut (Post 848116)
Cool raps, Murder Doll suprised me.


One day i was making a sandwich, i added what i had thought to be lettuce and took a giant bite. I spit it out because it was Cabbage, that was putrid.

what can I say? I'm a master wordsmith.

oh and I don't really like sandwiches but cabbage > lettuce

fortunato 02-06-2010 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 848127)
cabbage > lettuce

Seriously? In all instances?

The Flayed One 02-07-2010 07:38 AM

The structured chaos has ended.

Phase 1 winner:

Murder Doll

A rule has arisen!

Rule 1 of structured chaos:
The winner of a phase shall choose the next structured chaos.

Murder Doll, choose your chaos!

Disease 02-07-2010 07:46 AM

Fuck, I was just about to go cut my finger of while making a sandwich and videotape it, I'm sure glad I .looked at page 2 first... huhu.

Well, I was just going to make it look like a severed a finger, and title it Sambo, first blood, but I won't bother now.

The Flayed One 02-07-2010 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disease (Post 848205)
Fuck, I was just about to go cut my finger of while making a sandwich and videotape it, I'm sure glad I .looked at page 2 first... huhu.

Well, I was just going to make it look like a severed a finger, and title it Sambo, first blood, but I won't bother now.

Save your creative juices (pun intended) for phase two.

Dolly, we await your declaration.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 02-07-2010 02:44 PM

accidental amputation

Doc Faustus 02-07-2010 04:14 PM

A staggering 44E cup, Miranda Mounds had everything she needed for a career in adult film and one thing she did not; a Hitler moustache. So, she went to the porn audition with a bag on her head. With her generous hips and medicine ball sized buttocks to supplement her pulchritude, nobody seemed to mind that her face was hidden. It was a testament to her amazonian build and her unstoppable coital fervor that not once did the gentlemen she auditioned with require the services of her mouth. But, she was undone when the producers asked for proof of age: her driver's license photo of course displayed a prominent Hitler moustache. The producers looked at the photo, looked at the bag on her head and put two and two together. They told her to come back when that Nazi abomination on her face was shaved off. Miranda returned home and took from the trunk of family heirlooms in her attic a straight razor from her great grandfather's days as a homicidal Victorian barber. And she shaved off that moustache. As well as a Hitler moustache, Miranda suffered from two other issues: one was a hereditary hand tremor, the other an addiction to Morphine. Thus, while she did indeed manage to remove her moustache she also removed her nose. For most people this would be a tragedy, but for a woman in the adult film industry, like Miranda, it was a gimmick. Where some see a gaping flesh wound, others see a fresh, exciting orifice...

Disease 02-07-2010 04:50 PM


missmacabre 02-07-2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 848276)
A staggering 44E cup, Miranda Mounds had everything she needed for a career in adult film and one thing she did not; a Hitler moustache. So, she went to the porn audition with a bag on her head. With her generous hips and medicine ball sized buttocks to supplement her pulchritude, nobody seemed to mind that her face was hidden. It was a testament to her amazonian build and her unstoppable coital fervor that not once did the gentlemen she auditioned with require the services of her mouth. But, she was undone when the producers asked for proof of age: her driver's license photo of course displayed a prominent Hitler moustache. The producers looked at the photo, looked at the bag on her head and put two and two together. They told her to come back when that Nazi abomination on her face was shaved off. Miranda returned home and took from the trunk of family heirlooms in her attic a straight razor from her great grandfather's days as a homicidal Victorian barber. And she shaved off that moustache. As well as a Hitler moustache, Miranda suffered from two other issues: one was a hereditary hand tremor, the other an addiction to Morphine. Thus, while she did indeed manage to remove her moustache she also removed her nose. For most people this would be a tragedy, but for a woman in the adult film industry, like Miranda, it was a gimmick. Where some see a gaping flesh wound, others see a fresh, exciting orifice...

Wow, for the first time you made amputee porn not fun for me. :(

Zero 02-07-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 848201)
The structured chaos has ended.

Phase 1 winner:

Murder Doll

A rule has arisen!

Rule 1 of structured chaos:
The winner of a phase shall choose the next structured chaos.

Murder Doll, choose your chaos!

bah - my haiku was brilliant and mentioned onions /

fortunato 02-07-2010 06:10 PM

STUDENT 1: Hey, where's your arm gone?

STUDENT 2: Uh, I don't know.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 02-07-2010 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 848297)
bah - my haiku was brilliant and mentioned onions /

you can't hack the tactics of a semi-automatic full rap fanatic

bloody_ribcut 02-07-2010 08:33 PM

Great Job MD, I didnt know you were into rap.

Elvis_Christ 02-07-2010 08:58 PM

Murderdoll = I.C.P

X¤MurderDoll¤X 02-07-2010 11:21 PM

not really into rap, I like hip-hop even though there isn't really much good hiphop to listen to now and there is zero good rap to listen to.

The Flayed One 07-15-2010 11:31 PM

Dolly has not chosen a winner. We need a winner and a new rule!


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