This one time...
 

I've decided that there should be a thread about things that happened to people when they werent sober. Funny things happen at those times. So, if you've got a story about you or a friend getting unsober and something funny happening post it.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...day_after4.jpg

Fell down a hill and cracked my tailbone... still hurts, its like a war wound.

what brought this thread on?:p


I have no stories...boring drunk.

last night was fun it made me think to do this

Perhaps you should regale us with your story.

i will but now i have to give my daughter a bath and go to bed

i'll do it tomorrow when i get back from babysitting

Well i was at a party and well....nvm i dont want u guys to know..

I hit on a friend's little brother when I was drunk. By little I mean illegal.

We had a good laugh the next day.

i'll only dance if i'm a bit drunk, one night about 11 years ago(in front of ex-hubby) i decided at the county folk festival to dare my equally drunk friend to seduce the gorgeous fiddler of one of the bands, she was chicken but i wasn't ;) we danced for an hour, smoked dope and snogged. i was in the doghouse for weeks over that.:o

on my 30th birthday party that same year we girls all got drunk and went topless in my neighbour's swimming pool, the same friend as in the above incident had deep grazes on her chin from diving into the shallow end like it was an olympic-sized pool and mild concussion!:p

^ This is why she should always be under adult supervision..
 

Ok I once almost burned down a bar in Boston by accidently setting the curtains on fire while drunk! :D

hey! i'm five years older than you! young at heart tho:D
have you ever noticed when you puke so hard there's nothing left that you call a lady's name...........?

''ruth''! ''ruuuuuuth''!:p

Ok.....this happened about three weeks ago
The girl and I went out drinking and bar hopping. We had six or seven pitchers and I had a few shots at each bar. We retired to our apartment to attack the beer in the fridge and sometime later I wandered into the bedroom, stripped and promptly passed out. Now, if i were around my buddies, I'd never pass out, but with her, I don't worry because I've never done anything to her when she passes out. I had decided to be nice to her.
I woke up at 5am with a huge fucking headache. I went out to my pc to check on the movies I was downloading and noticed a naked ass on my screen. My head was pounding as I stared at the screen and slowly realized that it was my ass. The girl had tossed her hello kitty pillows under my arm and all around me.

Flash forward three weeks. I come home from work late one night and she is drunk already. I have 6-8 beers, and go to bed. I got up in the morning and she was still drinking. I decided this was as good a time as any to get her back. I waited a few hours for her to pass out dead on the couch. I then posed her with various items. The best pics I got were of her munching on a milkbone while covered in beer, tp, and (unused) tampons.

Now where as I laughed her prank off.........she got royally pissed at me. Maybe it was cause I drew all over her with permanent marker. Go panthers on her ass, a dick on her face, and various other bs. I do have to admit though, she got me good. I never saw it coming.

When I get home from work tonight I'll look through the pics of both pranks and find some not showing nudity and post them. None of you want to see my naked ass. :p

I wish I was at your house the other night Marroe when you passed out.. All the wonderful things I could have done to you . ;)

I have never passed out and haven't done anything stupid while drunk. Im a pretty good drunk. I tend to take care of everyone.

I could post alot of stupid drunk stories, from college especially. But it takes too damn long to complete a post while at work, and I don't wanna hog the post.

I wasn't THAT drunk...c'mon now:)

This is about the only non-nudity pic of my prank on my girl

And to be fair, this is one of the not-showing-my-naked-ass pics of her prank on me.