Do you shit like, 30 seconds after you eat something?

sometimes i do. but i dont think its the stuff i just ate, i think its from earlier.

i mean.. i ate strawberies early on in the day, and it wasnt until sometime later that night that i saw them again.

i pee like 10x a day. ill literally pee for 3 seconds. when i was at college my first year, id piss like 20 times. it was ridiculous. i dont nkow whats wrong with me. i poo everyday and sometimes twice. but theyre not big ones. well, if its a big one i guess its 1x a day. but if its like 3 poops, then theyre all small ones.

I know what you mean. I piss about 10-12 times a day. I'll drink a bottle of water and a minute later I'm drainin' it.

what does that mean?? my roommate said 'good. u cleanse urself a lot'

but maybe that means im just not absorbing anything and just shitting it out right away?

:/. its really annoying, like i said, i wash everytime... and yes, i wash EVERYTIME.. pee or poo. if its piss a lot of times ill just use baby whipes (that in itself, is a bit of a chore. i first get rid of most of the omisture with regular paper. then use baby whipe. then dab it off with regular paper on account that baby whipe stuff is reall sticky feeling).

as for pooing, sometimes ill seroiusly poo like 4x in a day.. somteimes in one night and ill hafto wash everytime. LOL

my boyfriend lives with his sister. she has these plastic cups that she puts water and then her cigarette butts in. when i wash, i go into the sohwer. in the philiippines u use a 'tabo' which is basically a little bucket. a lot of asians use those tubs u get at the casino. anyway, i go into the shower and use a 'tabo' and wash up (with soap of course). anyway, shes nasty for being a smoker so i always use her orange cup. fuckin bitch ^_^

not that i get poo on it or anything. but think about it.. im washing my ass with ur cig cup!!

I dunno WHAT the hell it means.

Maybe we're freaks.

u ever have all these questions that u just wanna ask a doctor?

but then im gonna go set up an appointment and wait in that room and take temperature and all that.. just to ask these dummy questions and have a fatty bill?

:( that and theyd probably need me to piss and of course when i ned to piss i cant. then theyd hafto run it through and id be waitign and waiting and wiating and then itll come back 'inconclusive'

My friend smokes a lot so I had to piss for him, and I drank 4 bottles of water and couldn't piss. I managed to squeak out a little bit, and as soon as he left I was pissing for the rest of the day.

i always hated that cuz id piss all over my hands :(

Wow I didn't think I was going to laugh at the image of a girl peein' on her hands.

i heard that pissing on ur feet gets rid of athletes foot.