LOL

Nice.

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And I'd be behind Stewie for president... But only if Brian was his Vice.

You who would make an awesome president?


Kenny McCormick from south park. He's poor, so that breaks the pattern there; I would definitely be on board with any of his video game and big boob policies, plus, if he gets assassinated, heid be back a week later.

And at least we would have a hard timeunderstanding him because he wears a hood, which can be remedied, as opposed to him being a moron, which cant.

LOL

I'm imagining the "humble roots" campaign now... He'd be a gold mine for Democrats!

Imagine the bashing he would give the republicans over stem cell research

"I DIED because you people dragged your feet on this issue!"


He'd be a shoo-in. Even with the stem cell thing, republicans would still vote for him: He's up front about his drug use, AND, he's actually met God and lived in the same town as Jesus; it would be hedging your bets to vote for him.

The absolute boon for all couch-potatoes and shoo-ins: Homer Simpson.

Secret Service Guy: Mr President, the prime minister of England wants to talk to you.

Homer: (Slouches) *whiny*Ohh!

SSG: Mr President....

Homer: (Slouches) *whiny*OHHH!


SSG: Mr Pres...


Homer: (On the floor) *whiny*OHHH!!!!

I would be a big fan of federally madated and sponsored beer breaks :)