Illinois should be Illinoyed or home of Shitcago.

I wish that the southern part of the state would breakaway and form our own state.

Mississippi - Come here if you would like to feel better about your home state.




P.S. I did not write these, they were emailed to me.

you could call it "illinoiss" so people could actually pronounce the s and not sound like a moron. :D

Missouri: At least we're not Arkansas

South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? We never actually surrendered!

Alabama--First alphabetically, otherwise not close.

Texas--Home of the FDIC and Resolution Trust.

Kansas - First of the rectangle states



That sucks.

yeah, these aren't that good, which is why I made mine up (unless it's been used elsewhere)

Oregon-Dont come here its F'ing ghey.

Everythings bigger in texas...ESPECIALLY advertising campaigns :rolleyes:

"Bigger in texas, better in a dodge" etc, etc....