| Doc Faustus |
02-07-2010 04:14 PM |
A staggering 44E cup, Miranda Mounds had everything she needed for a career in adult film and one thing she did not; a Hitler moustache. So, she went to the porn audition with a bag on her head. With her generous hips and medicine ball sized buttocks to supplement her pulchritude, nobody seemed to mind that her face was hidden. It was a testament to her amazonian build and her unstoppable coital fervor that not once did the gentlemen she auditioned with require the services of her mouth. But, she was undone when the producers asked for proof of age: her driver's license photo of course displayed a prominent Hitler moustache. The producers looked at the photo, looked at the bag on her head and put two and two together. They told her to come back when that Nazi abomination on her face was shaved off. Miranda returned home and took from the trunk of family heirlooms in her attic a straight razor from her great grandfather's days as a homicidal Victorian barber. And she shaved off that moustache. As well as a Hitler moustache, Miranda suffered from two other issues: one was a hereditary hand tremor, the other an addiction to Morphine. Thus, while she did indeed manage to remove her moustache she also removed her nose. For most people this would be a tragedy, but for a woman in the adult film industry, like Miranda, it was a gimmick. Where some see a gaping flesh wound, others see a fresh, exciting orifice...
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