"Oh, so, suddenly they're models..." You know the rest.

I like Dane Cook alot, but he is no George Carlin. My favorite stand up that I've seen was the one where he was talking about taking all the sex offenders and murderers and psychos, putting them all in one big facility and letting them kill each other. And then put it all on Pay Per Veiw, so that the government can make some money back from housing those assholes. at least thats how I remember it being said, although it was a long time ago. That was funny as hell.