Ok.....this happened about three weeks ago
The girl and I went out drinking and bar hopping. We had six or seven pitchers and I had a few shots at each bar. We retired to our apartment to attack the beer in the fridge and sometime later I wandered into the bedroom, stripped and promptly passed out. Now, if i were around my buddies, I'd never pass out, but with her, I don't worry because I've never done anything to her when she passes out. I had decided to be nice to her.
I woke up at 5am with a huge fucking headache. I went out to my pc to check on the movies I was downloading and noticed a naked ass on my screen. My head was pounding as I stared at the screen and slowly realized that it was my ass. The girl had tossed her hello kitty pillows under my arm and all around me.
Flash forward three weeks. I come home from work late one night and she is drunk already. I have 6-8 beers, and go to bed. I got up in the morning and she was still drinking. I decided this was as good a time as any to get her back. I waited a few hours for her to pass out dead on the couch. I then posed her with various items. The best pics I got were of her munching on a milkbone while covered in beer, tp, and (unused) tampons.
Now where as I laughed her prank off.........she got royally pissed at me. Maybe it was cause I drew all over her with permanent marker. Go panthers on her ass, a dick on her face, and various other bs. I do have to admit though, she got me good. I never saw it coming.
When I get home from work tonight I'll look through the pics of both pranks and find some not showing nudity and post them. None of you want to see my naked ass. :p
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