Don't let anyone take advantage of you. You'll end up a bitter old woman who doesn't trust anyone.

my mom told me to keep my finger outta there


m-my mo- my mo-my momma said little girls is the devil

My mother said, in short:
"Don't be like me..."

So...I stopped wearing her panties...
But seriously, she was referring to my poor attitude towards study, and a few other issues at the time, I would've been around sixteen maybe?
So...that didn't work, but it might for some people, who knows.
24 now, and I've only just decided what I'm going to do with my life...aint proud of the time wasted, but in time I realised something, after passing or dropping out of on course of study or abnother that I'd lost interest in, and a few jobs that I hated SO much that deliberately fucking around in the hope of getting fired was pretty much what I'd try to do on a day-to-day basis ...I came to the realisation of that which is probably what ALL parents should tell their kids:

Go with what makes you happy, something you have a GENUINE interest in.

- which I GUESS could've been part of what the old woman was trying to drop on me....maybe.
So I decided to step up to my new existance a half a year early, I'm gonna be doing this chef gig from June onwards.


My father...hmmm...
Nope. Nothing I can recall.

I don't really pass this on or anything, its just something she says to me everytime I talk to her..
"Marry a rich man so you can go to school and never work"
I *THINK* she wants me to be happy..?

When my mother found out I was Wiccan, she looked at me and said, "Why couldn't you just be Jewish?"

oi-vey !

you're telling me !

schmuck! :D

my poppa said son your're gonna drive me to drinkin'
if you dont stop drivin' that hot rod lincoln !!

Was it either the Descendants or Mojo Nixon that made or remade that song?

i didnt know it was remade ...
great song though